"That was the first night I dreamt of Edward Cullen."
And so what if it was Pocket Edward....it's still Edward. So there.
Ok, so that's bullshit but hey, it's my fantasy and I can dream if I want to. But it did get me started thinking about the vampires in my life. Never mind my errant obsession with vampires since I was 6. (BTW...if there are any IRL vamps out there.....I'm ova heeya ::points to self::. Being human is so boring....and there are so many other things I could be doing.)
One thing I will never understand.....vampires who think they are monsters and are all morose about it. You get to live history! For the love of blood get over it already. I would gladly choose being a vampire over being human any day. Truly top of the food chain material. To be able to witness history as it actually happens sounds pretty cool to me. Plus it would sum up a lot of historical questions.....because you'd actually be there!
With my luck though being a vampire would mean being one of those shitty 30 Days of Night vampires........bloody, messy and looking a little bit like a piranha. And what's with all the damn squealing? No not into that.
The ultimate in my "Bad Boy Syndrome" vampire fantasy.
Peter Steele, Type O Negative
Drugs, sex, and rock n roll. Has the kind of voice that makes ur panties fall off, if you're wearing any. 6'7" and studly as hell at the time. Even had a pictorial in Playgirl which I still have lol. Still love the band and listening to his music though he isn't aging well.
Last I heard he was living in his mothers basement and considering moving to Iceland.
Mick St. John, Moonlight.
I loved this show. It wasn't very good, but MSJ was hot. A private investigator who was turned into a vampire on the night of his wedding by his bride Coraline. Mick is 90 years old,[23] and unlike other vampires, he has standards and does not hunt women, children, or innocents. He doesn't bite anyone. Mick sleeps in a freezer, not a coffin. Garlic, holy water and crucifixes don't work on him. He can't turn into a bat. Daylight's not good but it won't cause him to burst into flames. A stake through the heart might be painful, but decapitation and consumption by fire are the best ways to kill him. He's 90 years old. Mick's heightened senses allow him to hear very well, smell the past and glimpse the future.Dracula
Definitly a snappy dresser Love the blue shades. Aristocratic, Owns Bran Castle, which until 1/26/09 was for sale. It's now a Museum dedicated to.....Dracula of course. Louis de Pointe du Lac
He's a bit mopey. He refuses to feed on humans. Retains his humanness Will probably kill you anyway.
Drake-Blade Trinity
Now I dunno bout you, but if that walked down my street, I would most likely and quite happily meet my death lol. He's old school. I believe he was 3k + years old. He'll kill ya. Won't think twice about it. The Vampire Lestat de Lioncourt....The Stewart Townsend version
He's a bit moody. He's self absorbed. He's out of the closet. He's ridiculously musical. He kills for the fun and sport of it. Unbelievably regal and sexy. Smoldering eyes and definitely commands your attention. I'm sure there is more but this pic is distracting me lol.
William Compton, True Blood
I love this series. Now currently my second favorite vampire, at least for now, at least util season 2 begins, this is the tale of the Sookie Stackhouse books. "Bill" is 173.....and a true southern gentlemen. Come to think of it, it is possible that he and Jasper fought in the same war........At any rate, it comes with your female object of affections-who btw can read minds, all except Bill's, (Sookie), your male, vamp with a concious (Bill), and yes, even a shapeshifter, who actually does turn into a dog lol (Sam). Also, a sexy cast and a sexy show with a fair amount of nudity-specifically the awesome physique of Sookies brother, Jason. The music on this show is phenomenal, once again, the whole cast is sexy! He's a southern gentleman He has manners He will kill anyone who dares harm Sookie.
The Lost Boys
Are you kidding me? Pick one..........These are the vamps of my day.......and I love them still. Long haired gypsies Ride motorcycles Listen to metal Eat Chinese food Live in a sunken hotel due to earthquake on the coast of Cali, a couple of hours drive from me. Emmett Cullen
Hehehe, hey Em, peekaboo!! Sexy as hell, obviously Only vampire to have mention of his insatiable sex life! (must be the diet of grizzlies) Doesn't mind at all being a vampire Always up for a good time And why is he holding a bag of eggs? Are ya trying to tell us something here Em? Nice dresser Athletic Drives a cool car Has a pretty cool family Compassionate Sparkles in the sun........now THAT I would have liked to have seen And of Course,
Edward Cullen
A gentleman
Educated......with several degrees
Has old world morals and values
Excellent taste in cars
Dresses very well
Not a peace with who he is
Well gladly eat food for you even if he has to hark it back up later
He's a searcher
Is apparently a sex god complete with electrical like tingling
Can't really make up his mind as to whether he is coming or going in a relationship
Very Hemingway-esque
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