After reading an article on Rob Pattinson (on another blog page) it got me to thinking.....What is he REALLY like? I don't know the man personally, most likely never will, and I'm not even sure I would know what to say even if I did meet him other than the fact that a simple hello would probably resemble some kind of verbal upchuck after getting stuck in my throat lol. To which I would then have to run away....quickly, hoping the rumors of him not running would be true so that he couldn't catch me and ask me what I had said in the first place.
So, I consulted my fav astrology book. "Born on a Rotten Day", by none other than the phenomenal Hazel Dixon-Cooper.
It's the only book I have ever read on astrology that is in my opinion accurate. The only reason I know this is because MY OWN discription is dead on to a "T" in a rather horrific way. So with his interview, and my book in mind, I set out to find out who the real Robert Pattinson is. Oh, and if I am indeed wrong on any account, I gladly invite Rob to prove me wrong himself by moving in with me for a year or two. I mean lol, how else are we gonna know, lol.
This is what she had to say, with regard to the illuminating, dark side of the zodiac- and I'm paraphrasing here:
Chapter 3 encompasses our beloved Taurus.
"What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine".
Element: Earth. Taurus Earth is like a swamp filled with ancient trees covered in moss. Maneuvering through this bog feels like a dream in which you try to walk but get nowhere. (sounds like Forks)
Symbol: The Bull. Bullish. Bullheaded. Raging bull. Full of bull.
Ruler: Venus, the goddess of lust, jealousy and hedonism. (::raises eyebrow...hmmmm lol)
Favourite Pastime: Passing judgments over dinner.
Favourite book: The Gluttonous Gourmet.
Role Model: Uncle Scrooge.
Dream Job: Hanging Judge.
Key Phrase: "Why do you make me hit you?"
Body Part: The throat, usually sore from bellowing. (or maybe vamping out)
Approach with Caution
"Taurus, the second sign of the zodiac, resides in the House of Money and Possessions. Traditional astrology kindly describes this Fixed-Earth sign as a steadfast, discriminating, thrifty homebody who is a great cook. Your real-life version more closely resembles a stubborn, judgmental, boring miser with a weight problem.
Mention Taurus, and most people conjure up a mental image of Sagittarius Monroe Leaf's Ferdinand the Bull, peacefully chewing sweet grass and batting his big, bovine eyes in placid contentment. Lean across the fence and he'll let you scratch behind his ears. Climb over that fence and attempt to pick a few of the daisies growing in his pasture, and you'll soon discover the dark side of tranquility-raging bull...........Some unconsciously lower the head a bit and look up at you as a real bull does before it charges.
Venus rules Taurus and here, this ancient bad girl bestows an insatiable appetite. Bulls can never get enough approval, possessions, food, rest or sex." (really?....hmmm, where is that red cape?)
If you love one, Taurus man
"He's patient, prudent and persevering, a tower of strength on whom you can lean. You'll fall for his shy charm and those big, sad eyes. He may remind you of a slow-talkin', slow-walkin' hero like Gary Cooper or Henry Fonda. His needs are simple: Home and Hearth, a good woman and a nest egg for that rainy day.
Taurus may offer old-shoe comfort, but what you're likely to get is an army-boot mentality. Hook up with a bull and either do this his way, or do your thing alone. He won't mind your independence, if it benefits him in some way, as long as his dinner is ready.
....He is jealous, possessive and obsessive. Piss him off and he'll hold a grudge.
....He's a cheapskate. Only a Taurus could live on a beer and beans budget unnecessarily. He may have millions, but you'll never see the bank accounts, although you might get an allowance. If you do get his money, it will only be because you outlived him, or murdered him in his sleep.
....His favourite game is the Grand Inquisitor. he will expect you to report every detail of your day. He will also rummage through your private papers, and read your diary at the first opportunity. If you have a past and are foolish enough to reveal it, he will likely use it again you at any time for the rest of your life.
He's stable and inert. Work and home are all he knows or needs......if you are the type who needs excitement now and then, you could lick the light socket or have an affair."
Could this at all be our Rob??
::giggles:: nahhhh............couldn't be lol.
Happy Birthday Rob! May your joys be many today and always.
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