A fairly typical Twilight Conversation.

This all started because I was considering changing the name of my blog. Turns out the name is currently not available, but I have my ways when I want something bad enough. Clearly my friend feels I am completely off my trolley, but in my defense I have told her I'm not nearly as bad as most Twilighters are......

And here is our stupid conversation to prove it lol.


Me: I'm thinking of changing my blog name from TwiHexed to the **********(named hidden). What's ur opinion.....

Marcella: In general or just this topic?

Me: In general-every topic is named differently

Her: I'm about to call Intervention on you and sick that Jeff dude on you.
Member to spell you name right... (Ok, clearly she thinks I'm nuts)

Me: Jeff? Who the fuck is Jeff? Oh! The dude from the intervention show?
Oh bring it on! You can't break me! I have Edward!

So what do u think? Should I go with *********? Ya know- u should be
my co-author on that blog! U would be soooo good at it!

Her: I can only imagine you prancing around with Twilight crap around and the
camera crew following you around as you're walking around the house in
your Twilight chonies!!!!! Then you agree to receive help at a Twilight
detox center in Jacksonville, Florida. (For the record, I don't have Twilight chonies, I also don't have a "Bella wig", or TW bedsheets)

**********. Only the true fans would know what that is.

Me: U forget my "bella wig". And leave my chonies out of this lol. No one
needs to about those or my Twilight bedsheets. And its funny that u
would mention Jacksonville FL. Did u watch the movie last night?? (she hasn't read the books or seen the movie, which is hysterical to me because she's ready to send me to rehab in FL of all places lol)

And what other kind of twilight fan is there? Sheesh!

Her: TOTALLY!!!! The camera catches you on the sly making out with your
Edward doll (the good one).
What movie? THE movie, no. Man, I don't have time. I'm hope to have
time this weekend.

Me: ::frowns:: but I don't have an Edward doll-yet.

Her: YET! But you will.

Me: And u say that like its a BAD thing!

Her: Hm. Good thing you can't see my face.

Me: Rotflmao! R u making the foochie face?

Her: Maybe.
OMG! Look at my horoscope today!
EDWARD IS COMING!

Aquarius
Something (or someone) new and exciting comes your way today, probably
midday, and might get you all revved up in a new way. It's time for you
to make a change of some kind, and this is the catalyst.

(yes, this is ridiculous, I know this is ridiculous.....)

Her: So it's saying "log on to ebay or Amazon for your Edward doll 40 year
old lady"

Me: Lmao- is it on sale?

Her: Does it matter? Your horoscope is telling you something!
OH.
Could you possibly turn my machine on? I almost forgot about it.
And how big is this doll anyways?

Me: Yes I'll turn ur machine on (she's and aesthetician and is referring to her wax lol)

Her: Oh ok. I thought it was like one of those 2 foot dolls or something

Me: Oh noooooooooooooo, he's a LARGER sized doll. It's bigger than a barbie/ken doll.


THE END

While this is truly no big deal, it does crack me up........poor thing has to listen to me almost every day. But just wait, I'll end up coming to work and there will be an Edward doll at my station, lol.