New Moon....Stickman style

I just saw this today and loved it. So, I wanted to do my part promoting the creators of this fine preview while sharing it with you.



(all credits go to those at stickman theatre)

Please click on the pix to go to the original Stickman Theatre site. I think this is my new fav place :)

Lol yea yea I know, I KNOW!

I am so aware that I have dropped the ball. It's the Brotherhood. They have me wrapped around their........lol little fingers lol.

Worse yet, Edward caught me. OMG the look he shot me could have been Daggers. Brotherhood Daggers to be exact.
"I can't believe you are reading this crap"


But it doesn't mean I love him any less. It just means I am an insatiable tart and I need more than just him lol.

I can live with that.

And I have to admit, because of the Brothers I have met some really wonderful people and we all share Twilight in common. We are all totally TwiHexed. And Tohrmented. And in my case, EnRhaged! lol.

Edward shouldn't be so upset though. I did take him out for his birthday.


The infamous kegstand.......


Having some BBQ and my bro making fun of him....

Opps........Got his buzz on......


and I think he was pissed at me about the BDB because he starting trying to mack on a juice bottle.

I was obvioiusly the desginate driver.

Twilight, New Moon amd MTV Movie Awards.

AND THE WINNERS ARE!!


Best Fight....Cam Gigandet and Robert Pattinson













Breakthrough Male Performance.... Robert Pattinson













Female Performance....Kristen Stewart

Best Kiss....Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson














Best Movie of the Year....Twilight

I am glad that Twilight won as much as it did, but I would have liked to have seen a complete shut out. And can you believe how beautiful Ashley Greene looked!?! Girl has definitely got it going on!

I can't really say I am digging this trailer at all. I was pretty disappointed when I first saw it.
But, since I would rather think positively, Jacob WAS hot, like I knew he would be.

Things I learned while Watching MTV Movie Awards

1. It's not all that funny.

2. Transformers 2 looks like an awesome movie.

3. Fat men in jocks should not be strung up in harnesses.

4. Eminem is still a wigger, a homophobe and has no sense of humor.

5. Robert Pattinson is kind of a dork, in a totally lovable, completely adorable sort of way.

6. Jim Carey looks like a serial killer.

7. Forrest Whittaker's "Dick in a Box" is something I NEVER want to see. But he CAN sing.

8. White girls should never rap.

9. Bruce Springsteen has had as much if not more cosmetic surgery than Mickey Rourke.

10. Miley Cyrus= .45 to the head.

11. I own the coolest camera because Ashton Kutcher aka Mr. Moore, has one.

12. The New Moon Trailer sux ass. I. am. Bummed.

13. Ben Stiller is kinda cute in a strange sort of I-don't-ever-want-to-tell-anyone sort of way.

14. I don't see the attraction of SIMS...1, 2 OR 3.

15. Paris Hilton is a DOUCHE. Seriously.

16. Angelina Jolie just fucking ROX!

17. K-Stew dropping her award-FUCKING AWESOME.

18. WHO the fuck are the Kinds of Leon?

19. I remember the first version of Land of the Lost. Sleestack rule.

20. Why is Heath Ledger still winning awards? He's dead.



The really funny thing about it is, tomorrow morning we will all have the same shit on our blogs lol.

Now, if you don't mind, I have a date with Phury ::smiles::

Distractions.

This morning when I woke up I felt so cheap. I have to admit it. I cheated on Edward. I know, I know, It was a lousy thing to do, but I couldn't help it. He was there, in the bookstore. Staring at me, with amethyst eyes that bored holes right through me. Like he was looking into my soul. I had never seen anyone like him. I walked by him several times and still he stared, like he wanted me to come to him. I have to admit he was frightening. He was huge, dressed in black leather and covered in tattoos. He was more than just dangerous and I knew it. But he was also intriguing and I was drawn to him in a way I never expected. Cautiously I went to him. I remember the last time this happened. I gently touched his sleeve. He stared at me but he made no move. I stood in front of him as though I was under a spell. I reached out again, touching his sleeve. This time I took him in my firm grasp and picked him up. He opened up to me quite easily. His name was Revhenge and he was one of them....The Black Dagger Brotherhood. He explained to me he was the seventh and while I could start with him I should go back to the beginning. And then he took me to HIM. Wrath. When I first saw him come in I was terrified.  "

He was 6'9", dressed in leather despite the heat. His long black hair falling from a widows peak to his shoulders...which were twice the size of any males. He worse wraparound sunglasses, shielding his eyes and he has the shadow of a beard. The sunglasses he wore carved his face out perfectly. He looked like a hit man."

 And I didn't care. 

 "It had been so long for him. He willed the lights in the room off. Then he used his mind to close the back door, usher the cat into the bathroom and slide home every lock in the apartment. He carefully balanced the cigarillo on the edge of the table next to him and let her wrists go. He hands grabbed his jacket, trying to push it back from his shoulder. He wrenched the thing off, and as it hit the floor with a thud, she laughed with satisfaction. His holster of daggers followed, but he kept that within reach of the futon........ He dropped a soft kiss to the healing bruise (on her lip) and then drew his tongue down her neck. The time when she thrust her breasts out, he slid his hand under her thin shirt and onto her smooth warm skin. Her belly was flat, and he spanned it with his hand, filling the space between her hip bones. Greedy to know the rest of her, he peeled her shirt off and tossed it aside. Her bra was pale in color, and he traced the edges of it with his fingertips before cupping the creamy swells with his hands. Her breasts filled his palms, her nipples tight buds under the soft satin. Wrath's controls snapped. He bared his fangs, let out a hiss, and bit through the bra's front closure....... .....he didn't have the patience to let her undress him. He lifted up and ripped the material off his body, popping buttons and sending them scattering across the floor. When he came back down, her breasts hit the wall of his chest and her body surged under his. .....Wrath felt something in his head pop as her scent reached him in a fresh wave....... .....He kissed her softest skin, drawing her core into his mouth, and she came over and over again for him until he couldn't fight his own need any longer. He pulled back, shrugged out of his pants and covered her with his body once more. She wrapped her legs around his hips and he kissed her as her heat burned his erection......." (excerpts and all credits from Dark Lover, JR Ward)

 So, I thought if Edward can have his distractions.......then I too can have mine. I spent all night with Wrath. I should also warn you.......He has brothers......Phury, Tohrment, Zsadist, Rhage, Vishous and of course Revhenge. Could I ask for better distractions? Probably not............why would I? ::smirking:: 

 And yes, I know my comments don't work. I don't know why. Working on fixing that.

The Vampires in my life, my real true loves.

::Wakes up and sees Edward Cullen standing in a shadowed corner of my room::

"That was the first night I dreamt of Edward Cullen."

And so what if it was Pocket Edward....it's still Edward. So there.

Ok, so that's bullshit but hey, it's my fantasy and I can dream if I want to. But it did get me started thinking about the vampires in my life. Never mind my errant obsession with vampires since I was 6. (BTW...if there are any IRL vamps out there.....I'm ova heeya ::points to self::. Being human is so boring....and there are so many other things I could be doing.)

One thing I will never understand.....vampires who think they are monsters and are all morose about it. You get to live history! For the love of blood get over it already. I would gladly choose being a vampire over being human any day. Truly top of the food chain material. To be able to witness history as it actually happens sounds pretty cool to me. Plus it would sum up a lot of historical questions.....because you'd actually be there!
With my luck though being a vampire would mean being one of those shitty 30 Days of Night vampires........bloody, messy and looking a little bit like a piranha. And what's with all the damn squealing? No not into that.

The ultimate in my "Bad Boy Syndrome" vampire fantasy.



Peter Steele, Type O Negative

Drugs, sex, and rock n roll. Has the kind of voice that makes ur panties fall off, if you're wearing any. 6'7" and studly as hell at the time. Even had a pictorial in Playgirl which I still have lol. Still love the band and listening to his music though he isn't aging well.

Last I heard he was living in his mothers basement and considering moving to Iceland.









Mick St. John, Moonlight. I loved this show. It wasn't very good, but MSJ was hot. A private investigator who was turned into a vampire on the night of his wedding by his bride Coraline. Mick is 90 years old,^[23] and unlike other vampires, he has standards and does not hunt women, children, or innocents. He doesn't bite anyone. Mick sleeps in a freezer, not a coffin. Garlic, holy water and crucifixes don't work on him. He can't turn into a bat. Daylight's not good but it won't cause him to burst into flames. A stake through the heart might be painful, but decapitation and consumption by fire are the best ways to kill him. He's 90 years old. Mick's heightened senses allow him to hear very well, smell the past and glimpse the future.

Dracula

Definitly a snappy dresser Love the blue shades. Aristocratic, Owns Bran Castle, which until 1/26/09 was for sale. It's now a Museum dedicated to.....Dracula of course.



Louis de Pointe du Lac




He's a bit mopey. He refuses to feed on humans. Retains his humanness Will probably kill you anyway.

Drake-Blade Trinity

Now I dunno bout you, but if that walked down my street, I would most likely and quite happily meet my death lol. He's old school. I believe he was 3k + years old. He'll kill ya. Won't think twice about it.




The Vampire Lestat de Lioncourt....The Stewart Townsend version



He's a bit moody. He's self absorbed. He's out of the closet. He's ridiculously musical. He kills for the fun and sport of it. Unbelievably regal and sexy. Smoldering eyes and definitely commands your attention. I'm sure there is more but this pic is distracting me lol.











William Compton, True Blood


I love this series. Now currently my second favorite vampire, at least for now, at least util season 2 begins, this is the tale of the Sookie Stackhouse books. "Bill" is 173.....and a true southern gentlemen. Come to think of it, it is possible that he and Jasper fought in the same war........At any rate, it comes with your female object of affections-who btw can read minds, all except Bill's, (Sookie), your male, vamp with a concious (Bill), and yes, even a shapeshifter, who actually does turn into a dog lol (Sam). Also, a sexy cast and a sexy show with a fair amount of nudity-specifically the awesome physique of Sookies brother, Jason. The music on this show is phenomenal, once again, the whole cast is sexy! He's a southern gentleman He has manners He will kill anyone who dares harm Sookie.

The Lost Boys

Are you kidding me? Pick one..........These are the vamps of my day.......and I love them still. Long haired gypsies Ride motorcycles Listen to metal Eat Chinese food Live in a sunken hotel due to earthquake on the coast of Cali, a couple of hours drive from me.



Emmett Cullen


Hehehe, hey Em, peekaboo!! Sexy as hell, obviously Only vampire to have mention of his insatiable sex life! (must be the diet of grizzlies) Doesn't mind at all being a vampire Always up for a good time And why is he holding a bag of eggs? Are ya trying to tell us something here Em? Nice dresser Athletic Drives a cool car Has a pretty cool family Compassionate Sparkles in the sun........now THAT I would have liked to have seen And of Course,

Edward Cullen

A gentleman
Educated......with several degrees
Has old world morals and values
Excellent taste in cars
Dresses very well
Not a peace with who he is
Well gladly eat food for you even if he has to hark it back up later
He's a searcher
Is apparently a sex god complete with electrical like tingling
Can't really make up his mind as to whether he is coming or going in a relationship
Very Hemingway-esque

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I got an emergency comment on my myspace this morning from a very good friend of mine to go to tmz.com because they had pix of THE EDWARD sans shirt for the clocktower scene that was being filmed. It just so happens I was on Pillow Biters, looking at the very same pix, but better, at the very same instant. (No, I'm not posting the pix here, not that anyone reads my shitty blog lol, but it is a severe *spoiler alert* and in case someone IS reading, I don't want to blow the most pivitol scene in the movie. If you must, go there and look for yourself, knowing YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Anyway, it had been a while since I had vistited PB and while scrolling down after almost dying of a heart attack at the shirtless Rob pix I ran across a poem that aptly describes the moment I saw those pix. To the Author Suzanne, full credit goes.....and thank you for describing something I couldn't quite put into words.

Dirty English Boy
By Suzanne

I see you in the movies
I see you on the Telly
I see you on my PC
and you turn me into jelly
You should be illegal, you rock me
You dirty English boy

When I see your bedroom eyes
I turn into a puddle
When I see your bedroom lips
Don't care about the stubble
You make me insane, you rock me
You dirty English boy

I want to be that cigarette
You hold between your lips
I want to be those worn jeans
That wrap around your hips
You set me on fire, you rock me
You dirty English boy

I don't understand this
I feel I'm on fire
You've created a monster
And I'm flaming with desire
I want you yesterday, you rock me
You dirty English boy

Your voice as smooth as velvet
It melts me into butter
But if I were to meet you
All I would do is stutter
You have me by the heartstrings, You rock me
You dirty English Boy

It reminded me of something I had swimming around in my own head for the last week or two and when I saw Suzanne's poem, it definitely inspired me to write mine down. I don't know how many of you have actually heard this:

"I don't care if it rains or freezes 'long as I got my plastic Jesus"

But it was the defining inspiration for my poem. Picture the scene: I'm sitting on the sofa watching Twilight and reading New Moon and I have the little limerick from above playing through my head.......no, I don't know why. It just was. When all of a sudden I glance over at little E, who is ever so faithfully guarding my cherry coke........and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this pops into my head:

"I don't care if he's moody or sullen as long as I've got my plastic Cullen"

conceived, composed and written by Ms Lisa

I realize that it does not have quite the same panache as "Dirty English Boy"............

Eh bite me you Twi-wenches......how dare you interrupt my haughty literary genius, lol

A letter to the Twilight Widowers Wife

After reading the TW's blog this morning when I woke up, I was stunned, for his wife. Being forced into the twi-closet because you are afraid of what others might think. Believe me, gay people everywhere know EXACTLY how you feel! I just felt that she needed some support from us Twilighters.

Dear Twilight Widowers Wife,

I am so sorry to hear your dinner did not go well with your old friends. Clearly you have outgrown them and perhaps it's time to let the friendship fall by the wayside. True friends never make us feel ashamed of who we are or what we like. They support us in every way. Obviously for your "friends" (and I use the term loosely) to albeit unknowingly bash your beloved Edward tells me that they really do not know you at all.

I say, stand PROUD my fellow Twilighter!! Even Shakespeare was thought to be a fruitcake in his own time....it wasn't until the 19th century that his work was regarded with praise and revered as the work of a master. Be rested knowing that when all is said and done Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight Saga will be regarded as one of the greatest quadriliogies of our time. Over 20 million copies of Twilight have been sold in the United States alone. With and additional 5 million in other country sales. (It's probably harder to get Twilight outside the US because we believe in FREEDOM here to read what we choose).

Remember, "university" people like knowledge and facts. That is one thing you can share with them in the event they Twi-bash again. The greatest selling books of all time are the Bible, of up to 6 billion copies, interspersed with Dickens "A talke of two Cities" at 200 million and Tolkiens "Lord of the Rings" at 150 million copies. Tolstoy's "War and Peace" comes it at a mere 36 million (barely above Stephanie Meyers' Twilight) and that is considered one of the greatest books ever written! Oh, and don't forget to let your friends know, that over 40 million copies of the entire saga alone have been sold, beating out even the uppity Micheline Guide- so they can stick that in their hooka and smoke it.

And please remember my fellow Twilighter, that generally the only reason people belittle a thing is because they are afraid of it. Afraid of it's power over them. To belittle makes your friends feel powerful, when it is clearly a narrow minded judgment. Ask yourself, "how can one possibly have an opinion on something they know nothing about?" Or do they? ::raises eyebrow::

YOU HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH! Do not be ashamed to be a Twilighter! There are after all LEGIONS of us out there. I wear my Bella Bracelet every day, proudly! I take my pocket Edward everywhere, and I use my Twilight carrying case as a purse! SO MISSY, YOU PUT ON YOUR TEAM EDWARD HOODIE AND HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH! YOU ARE A TWILIGHTER! SAY IT WITH ME NOW, I A M A T W I L I G H T E R ! LOUDER!!
I A M A T W I L I G H T E R ! I A M A T W I L I G H T E R! L O U D E R!!!
I A M A T W I L I G H T E R!!!! YEA!!! NOW YOU GOT IT!! SCREAM IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS!!






::high fives:: Now run out and get your twilight tattoo and wear it proudly!!

Remember this, the true measure of a book is not what other people think of it. It's true measure comes from where it takes the reader, the feelings it inspires in the reader and the vision and inspiration it gives the reader. Even the Bible can be construed as crap if it doesn't inspire you.

And "since I'm going to hell, I may as well do it thoroughly" and TAKE SMs BOOKS WITH ME!

Love and Twilights always,

Ms Lisa


Oh, and on a sidenote there Widower, you missed a GRAND Edwardian opportunity to come to your wife's rescue and defense of her love of Twilight that night, that probably would have turned you into Edward (in her eyes) and gotten you laid for pretty much EVER! Just a thought. ::wink::